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Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

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man, i've been overcome by a bottomless desire to defecate on the windshields of some of my neighbors now for months. sometimes it even hits me in parking lots. especially if the windshield in question belongs to a car sporting a pro-bush bumper sticker. could the bird flu be mutating?