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Subject: Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.




This public health and safety message is brought to you by...
The usual suspects.

Date: 2005-11-14 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grypx.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha

Date: 2005-11-14 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daisydumont.livejournal.com
i read this to gerry and we both laughed! thanks. :)

Date: 2005-11-14 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seraphimsigrist.livejournal.com
is this chris le Greci ?
damn good!

Date: 2005-11-14 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arisbe.livejournal.com
Who else could it be?

Date: 2005-11-14 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kibbles.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2005-11-14 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kali-ma.livejournal.com
I have number 6 all the time! :)) (Okay, not really, of course)

Date: 2005-11-14 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dsgood.livejournal.com
Thanks -- I needed that!

Date: 2005-11-14 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dap6000.livejournal.com
man, i've been overcome by a bottomless desire to defecate on the windshields of some of my neighbors now for months. sometimes it even hits me in parking lots. especially if the windshield in question belongs to a car sporting a pro-bush bumper sticker. could the bird flu be mutating?

Date: 2005-11-14 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pilgrimpriest.livejournal.com
Well, that explains number 6.

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