Couch of Death

[arisbe]

"Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

"She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."

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[siderea]

One hopes; at least then someone was getting something positive out of the situation. Because the alternative scenario is that he was co-dependent and wretchedly miserable the entire time.

*shudder*