Couch of Death
Aug. 12th, 2004 10:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.
"She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."
"She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."
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Date: 2004-08-12 07:35 am (UTC)Holyshitonastick.
Uhhmm, yeah, negligence issues? Good God......
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Date: 2004-08-12 04:17 pm (UTC)*shudder*
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