Oregon Chicken

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Deputy Tripp apparently didn’t like being told “No” by Nick, so he manufactured a criminal theft complaint against Nick for theft of a chicken no one claimed ownership of. Tripp kicked a judge out of bed at midnight and got the bleary-eyed judge to sign a defective search warrant. Nick was dragged out of bed in his red Speedo underwear at 1:00 AM by deputies driving four patrol vehicles, arrested, and the chicken was returned to the store parking lot.