Thank you, vajranatha

[arisbe]

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

Comments

[nephthys510.livejournal.com]

wow. Stylish AND Comfortable.

I gotsta get me one. Maybe one for the kitty, as well.

[weret-hekau.livejournal.com]

I think the people who worry most about things like mind control should really stop worrying as this sort of thing is evidence that there's not much mind there to control.

As for anyone reading my mind....go ahead. Just be prepared for what you'll find there. And if they can keep up with my thoughts...more power to 'em....because I can't even keep up with my thoughts. :)

[cpmcdill.livejournal.com]

I dunno... when those mind control satellites crank up the microwaves, it might cause the beanie to arc and fry the wearer.

I reckon the best test of the effectiveness of the AFBD would be to put one on top of one of those little Radio Shack remote control cars, and see it it can still be operated.

Faraday knew better

[avizandum.livejournal.com]

If microwaves are your concern, surely it would be more effective, not to mention more stylish, to get a pair of fishnets with a denier close to the wavelength of the broadcasts concerned and coat them with a conductive paint. You'd have a home-made faraday cage to protect you from the electromagnetics, *and* you would be able to rob banks on the side.