Frank,
I kinda liked this and thought you might too
posting it here rather than by private email as it
will look better with fancy bold type

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side is a
>valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed
>as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
>car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
>ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at
>the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly
>dangerous situation?
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>*Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *