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[arisbe]

"He could feel her heart beneath his hands. He moved his hands slowly lower still and she arched her back to help him and her lower leg came against his. He held her breasts in his hands. Oddly, he thought, the lower one might be larger. . . ."

Comments

[adityanath.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not the bear! Anything but the bear!

I know

[seraphimsigrist.livejournal.com]

Andrew Greely!

[siderea]

AAEEEIIII!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! I so did not want to read that. Now I need to go wash my eyeballs. Where did I put the shampoo?

Don't Get Your Hopes Up

[pioneer11.livejournal.com]

This is going to turn out as effective as the Tower Commision during
Reagan's second term. The most to hope for is some kind of Nixonian
"he was a bad guy" thing to try and steer political debate away from
the right in the future.

Lots of luck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_Commission