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Materia Medica
Thanks to all for your thoughts, wishes, and prayers.
And to the divine poppy.
And a new pain med called something very much like taradiddle.
And two bags of saline drip.
Under the influence of which I made an off color remark. The color in question being a very dark red.
"Oh, they pricked your finger."
"At least they didn't finger my prick."
And Barsanuphius, a stuffed animal of indeterminate species which Srsti (yes the r is a vowel, deal with it) brought back to the emergency room from her late dinner break. I should have called him Peter for two reasons, but that would have been pompously Papistical.
The offending particle, when I pissed it out attempting to produce sufficient urine to insert a dipstick into, was insultingly small, at least compared to some of the things I have passed in the past, especially after the lithotripsy.
Home by midnight.
And to the divine poppy.
And a new pain med called something very much like taradiddle.
And two bags of saline drip.
Under the influence of which I made an off color remark. The color in question being a very dark red.
"Oh, they pricked your finger."
"At least they didn't finger my prick."
And Barsanuphius, a stuffed animal of indeterminate species which Srsti (yes the r is a vowel, deal with it) brought back to the emergency room from her late dinner break. I should have called him Peter for two reasons, but that would have been pompously Papistical.
The offending particle, when I pissed it out attempting to produce sufficient urine to insert a dipstick into, was insultingly small, at least compared to some of the things I have passed in the past, especially after the lithotripsy.
Home by midnight.
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[it took my roommate a while to understand what I was saying when I first told the joke]
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