Free at Last!

“New Orleans now is abortion free. New Orleans now is Mardi Gras free. New Orleans now is free of Southern Decadence and the sodomites, the witchcraft workers, false religion -- it's free of all of those things now," [Rev. Bill] Shanks says. "God simply, I believe, in His mercy purged all of that stuff out of there -- and now we're going to start over again."

With thanks to solis93

How now, mad cow?

"The inclusion of human remains in material delivered to processing mills has been clearly described," he wrote in The Lancet medical journal in a paper co-authored by his daughter, Nancy Colchester, from the University of Edinburgh.

The theory suggests that "ordinary", or sporadic, Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease which arises naturally in humans was initially passed to cattle via feed contaminated with infected human tissue.

With thanks to ilna in williamseabrook