Zmirak Strikes Again!

Divide and Scamper, by J.P. Zmirak

If I could catch a few words with President Bush, I'd whisper simply: "What part of 'Cut and Run' don't you understand?" Take American soldiers out of Iraq, and in six months the average citizen will forget that the place exists -- a perfectly normal attitude for someone to have towards a faraway country that has almost no impact on his homeland. Bismarck once said that "the whole of the Balkans is not worth the bones of a single Pomeranian grenadier." I'll go further: To Americans, the whole Middle East is not worth the bones of a single Pomeranian, much less a beagle.

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Turkey and Gravy Flavour at Jones Soda

Jones Soda Co. announces today that it will introduce a new seasonal flavor in its popular Jones Soda line -- Turkey & Gravy flavored beverage.

In time for the Thanksgiving holiday, Jones Soda will launch a limited production of the sugar-free and no carbohydrate Turkey & Gravy flavored beverage in the Washington and Michigan markets.

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